You were our teacher! We would have done anything you asked, and you betrayed us when we needed you most. 'A Silver Tongue' Percy: (to Anders) We trusted you. But the brothels have taught me one thing: size doesn't matter. 'Scanbo' Duke Vedmire: I'm afraid this performance is over. Percival: (looking back at the burning prison) I have a sister. Percival: What? Archibald: Your sister, Cassandra… she lives. I will have my vengeance, and no one will stand in my way! Archibald: But Percy. Percival: I am the sole surviving de Rolo. Percy: Let me say, you were the one I was least looking forward to.

Some folks you kill 'cause you're ordered to. Stonefell: (laughs) The de Rolos? Now that takes me back. Stonefell: (to the masked Percy) What are you supposed to be, freak? Percy: I am vengeance for the de Rolos. (the corpses are from the seven 'dinner guests' dressed to look like the members of Vox Machina) 'Spark of Rebellion' Grog: For the ale! Scanlan: 'Scanlan the Revolutionary' has a nice ring to it. (the group look in horror and disbelief at the Sun Tree, which is strung with corpses) Keyleth: (horrified) It's us. You know, sometimes courage is knowing there could be trouble and taking the chance anyway. Vax'ildan: You're imagining things, Stubby. (as they watch Keyleth) We didn't let ourselves get distracted by pretty things. Vex'ahlia: I keep thinking about when we left Syngorn. Vex'ahlia: Come on Percy, faster! H'yaa! Percival: This thing was not built for speed - and did you just 'h'yaa' me?! 'Fate's Journey' Vax'ildan: Dagger, dagger, dagger. Whether you succeed or fail, your family is still alive. But there's a world of difference between your struggle and mine. And for the record, I think you're damn worthy. Percy: I appreciate that, Keyleth, truly. That we don't know what you're going through. Keyleth: I'm just saying, I know you think you're alone. I don't get to go home until I complete it and prove myself worthy. But I guess none of us ever share that kind of stuff, huh? I may never see my family again. Vax'ildan: I know we have a lot to talk about, but I'm not turning into a vampire, am I? (Vex nods towards Vax's reflection) I withdraw the question.

Care to translate this? (Rapid fire middle fingers) it's says Pyramid, Spirits of the dead and right here a tiny letters that say (flips off Vax) Fuck you, Vax. Percy: Liars! 'Shadows at the Gates' Scanlan: Uh. They grew bored of ruling, and after their children raided the treasury, they abandoned their people to rot. The sad reality is that the de Rolos abdicated. But I'm afraid the truth is, we concocted that tale to protect their legacy. Delilah: Tell me, have you heard how we became caretakers of Whitestone? The official story is that city was administered by the de Rolo family until they succumbed to a rare disease. Sylas: Interestingly enough, we're not originally from Whitestone. 'The Feast of Realms' Grog: Percy, I say you just walk over to the Briarwoods, say 'hello' to break the ice, then punch them in the face. Uriel: Vox Machina, for your selfless heroism, I proclaim you all protectors of the realm and honorary members of the council of Tal'Dorei. (roaring) RAGE!!!!! (rushes towards Brimscythe and slices his head in half with a blow from his axe, killing the dragon) (groans) Is he dead? Keyleth: (chuckles softly) We did that! We did that, right? Percy: It seems being a bunch of assholes has its merits. (after a fight against Vox Machina, Brimscythe has his neck cut by Vax's knife and Vex's magic-infused arrow) Brimscythe: (last words) I will sunder your bones! Vex'ahlia: Look who's nice and low. There was a time when dragons ruled all of Tal'Dorei, when we ruled the entire world! Krieg: The age of man is coming to an end. Pike: All right, you two, foreplay's over. Gilmore: You owe more than that, my handsome half-elf. (sees Vax, gasps) Why, if it isn't the mysterious Vax'ildan? Oh, I was hoping you would swing back through again.

Welcome to Gilmore's Glorious Goods! Enchanted curios and magical artifacts at discounted prices. 'The Terror of Tal'Dorei – Part 2' Gilmore: (noticing customers in his shop) You have entered a realm of mystery, of magic, of marvel. Vex: You all realize we're going to die truly a horrible death. Okay, I'm sure you'll survive these trying times so. Pike: (blessing a house) May the Everlight shine upon your home.

They'll tell tale of our exploits in the Legend Of Vox Machina! Keyleth: (vomits) Scanlan: (like Elvis) Uh, thank you very much. Scanlan: (singing to the council) Brave warriors are we and far more clever than a fox. Percy, the hell, man? If you want to join in, you got to ask first. My love, it's time for us to fu- (Percy is thrown into the room) For goodness' sakes. Season 1 'The Terror of Tal'Dorei – Part 1' Scanlan: (playing his lute and singing for the tavern keeper's daughter) La, da, da.

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